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Jul 21, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07
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#2581 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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everyone is always hungry
Why is a spoon called a spork when it has slits at the end of it? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25
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#2582 |
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Charter Vanguard [CV]
Profession: N/Me
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Because forks never made good soup-spoons.
Why is it called a spork and not a foon? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45
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#2583 |
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because it would be no fun to poke somebody in the eye with a foon.
What are feet for? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 07:11 AM // 07:11
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#2584 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Ohio
Guild: Antisocial Misfit
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For measuring.
If I told a Polish joke to a Polish person would he get it? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 08:00 AM // 08:00
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#2585 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada
Guild: Demon of the Fall [Opet]
Profession: Mo/Me
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No, he's actually Chinese.
Why the hell is this torrent downloading at 54 kb/s? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 02:40 PM // 14:40
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#2586 |
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Academy Page
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Saskatchewan
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because you're getting it from some paranoid android who is behind 9 firewalls and living in Siberia.
I have the day off today, so why do I feel so guilty about not being at work? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 05:03 PM // 17:03
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#2587 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Check behind you again.
Profession: N/
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Because your avatar looks like crap.
Why doth I think so? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10
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#2588 |
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South Florida
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cause you're not into white guys ...
does clerks II suck? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 08:45 PM // 20:45
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#2589 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Check behind you again.
Profession: N/
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Because Retribution isn't in it.
Why isn't Retribution in Clerks II? |
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Jul 21, 2006, 08:48 PM // 20:48
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#2590 |
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Academy Page
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Saskatchewan
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because you're in the back seat of a Ferarri and have no time for making movies.
Why do I have a headache? |
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Jul 22, 2006, 06:03 AM // 06:03
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#2591 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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bright lights
Why am i still awake? |
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Jul 22, 2006, 06:16 AM // 06:16
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#2592 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: Mo/
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Because you have the whole weekend to be lazy.
Why is Europe so hot this year ? |
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Jul 22, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28
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#2593 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada
Guild: Demon of the Fall [Opet]
Profession: Mo/Me
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Because you're further away from the equator! ..
Why is it hot in Canada today? My igloo melted. |
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Jul 22, 2006, 03:13 PM // 15:13
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#2594 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because of the rotation of the sun around the me
Why does the world revolve around me? 
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Jul 22, 2006, 05:35 PM // 17:35
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#2595 |
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2005
Profession: Mo/
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That's just your subconcious (me) attempting to make contact. What I'm really trying to say is, "Let's go get some pie."
Where did I leave my house keys? I have checked the front door, the microwave, the freezer, and various other household appliances; none of which have relinquished keys. |
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Jul 22, 2006, 07:00 PM // 19:00
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#2596 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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your pocket
Why is going to the mall so boring? |
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Jul 22, 2006, 09:26 PM // 21:26
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#2597 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Check behind you again.
Profession: N/
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Because Sil's not there...
Why am I wishing Nightfall was out? |
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Jul 23, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18
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#2598 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because you are bored with factions
Where is Sil and Star? |
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Jul 23, 2006, 11:16 PM // 23:16
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#2599 |
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Academy Page
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Saskatchewan
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They're having a picnic in the park.
Why do I love beer so much? |
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Jul 30, 2006, 06:10 PM // 18:10
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#2600 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because you are a crazy drunk
Why doesnt my brother know what splenuking is? |
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